Yes, Frequency Lite fans, we’re still around!

In the second part of “Fangs For The Maladies”, Docs Defiant and Despicable, Taliesin, Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper with manservant David Lee Roth and the Zombie Astronaut must fight off a plague of feral vampires (yes!  the same one from about a month ago!) and locate the missing and presumed nibbled upon Prof. Wheaton Barley…

“Fangs For The Maladies, Pt. 2” was written by KC Locke and W. Ralph Walters, with additional dialog by Brent Hinks, Jack J. Ward, Elizabeth Rast, Taliesin

Lord Drekavac – Victor Gates
Mr. Tetrax – David MacIver
Wheaton Barley – Victor Gates
Vampires – Taylor Kent
Therese Chevas
Scott Wentworth
Bill Hollweg
Victor Gates
Gwendolyn Jensen -Woodard
Doc Defiant – Mark Kalita
Prof. Picklepepper – Jack J. Ward
Taliesin – himself
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez – Brent Hinks
Innkeeper – Stevie Farnaby
Waitress – Alexa Chipman
Innkeeper’s Wife – Elizabeth Rast

Doctor Despicable left the party early

Whatever was left – W Ralph Walters

Download: Fangs For The Maladies, Pt. 2 (00:30:09)

We here at The Frequency of Fear would like to wish all of you a Funky Christmas and an even funkier New Year! And what better way to get into the holiday spirit is there than to listen to podcasts of Christmas past? Check them out here:

Christmas 2007: Getting Into The Ghoultide Spirit
Christmas 2008: A Christmas Calamity

Or, if you prefer the full-length Frequency of Fear episodes, you can find them here:

Getting Into The Ghoultide Spirit
A Christmas Calamity

Taliesin is recruited by Doc Defiant to assist him and Prof. Picklepepper in the search and rescue effort for Prof. Wheaton Barley, a vampirologist last seen investigating a possible feral vampire outbreak in Doctor Despicable’s hometown of Slumgullia. Meanwhile, Doc receives a letter he thinks is inviting him to receive an award from the Slumgullian locals. Coincidence? Probably not.

Listen for an additional ending not found in the full Frequency Of Fear podcast (because it was late, I was sleepy and forgot to put it in)…

“Fangs For The Maladies, Pt. 1″ was written by W. Ralph Walters, with additional dialog by Victor Gates, Brent Hinks, KC Locke and Elizabeth Rast

Beatrice – Alexa Chipman
Taliesin – himself
Doc Defiant – Mark Kalita
Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper – Jack J. Ward
Sharky Sampson – Alasdair Stuart
David Lee Roth – himself
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez – Brent Hinks
the Defiant One pilot – Victor Gates
Miss Harridan – KC Locke
the innkeeper’s wife – Elizabeth Rast
the innkeeper – Stevie Farnaby
the waitress – Alexa Chipman
the feral vampires – Therese Chevas, Victor Gates, Taylor Kent, Scott Wentworth, Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard & W. Ralph Walters

Doctor Despicable appeared courtesy of a plaque he didn’t get, and a plague he didn’t want

Whatever was left – W Ralph Walters

Download: Fangs For The Maladies, Pt. 1 (00:32:11)

It’s Halloween, and the Wolfenbridgens are having a Halloween party for Eugene.  However, the evil Dr. Gwynplaine plans on slaughtering the guests and Doctor Despicable wants me to crash the party with him.  Will Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper be able to stop Gwynplaine?  Can I stop Doc?

“The Thing That Probably Should Not Be” was written by W Ralph Walters,
with additional dialog by Victor Gates, Kim Gianopoulos, Brent Hinks and KC Locke

Eugene – Therese Chevas
Bob Wolfenbridgen – Bill Hollweg
Mrs. Wolfenbridgen – Kim Gianopoulos
Melissabessa Wolfenbridgen – Victoria Gianopoulos
Bob Wolfenbridgen Jr. – Kim Gianopoulos
Dr. Fermaine Gwynplaine – Victor Gates
Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper – Jack J. Ward
David Lee Roth – himself
Dwight Krampitz – Victor Gates
Dwight Jr. – Brent Hinks
Man Who Didn’t Want To Dress Up Like Mr. T – Matt Pranger
Woman Who Wanted Him To Dress Up Like Mr. T – Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
Benny – Scott Wentworth
Jenny – Elizabeth Rast
Lenny – Brandi Eckelberry
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez – Brent Hinks
Attendees of the Wolfenbridgen party – Matt Pranger
Therese Chevas
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
Doctor Despicable wasn’t really invited
Whatever was left – W Ralph Walters

Download: The Thing That Probably Should Not Be (00:32:41)

There’s a serial killer on the loose, and Sgt. Staccato and his partner, Sgt. Berk, are on the case. Can they stop this mysterious butcher with the help of FBI agent Blake Franks? Will Doctor Despicable finish his new experiment? Will Channel 13 Action News Extreme partake in media sensationalism? Will Dickey Brainulous find out who blew up Evilbot? And what in the heck is a Peruvian Thigh Trap, anyway?

“Severance Of The Limbs” W Ralph Walters,
with additional dialog by Brent Hinks, KC Locke and Elizabeth Rast

Bouncer – Victor Gates
Drunk – KC Locke
Sgt.Staccato – Elie Hirschman
Sgt. Berk –David Sobkowiak
Weathers – KC Locke
Officer #1– Seth Hale
Officer #2– Victor Gates
Officer Zombie – Scott Wentworth
70’s Girl Victim – Christina Boyd
70’s Guy Victim – Scott Wentworth
Paper vendor – Jesse Willis
Carpark Victim #1 – Taylor Kent
Carpark Victim #2 – Victor Gates
BobWolfenbridgen – Bill Hollweg
Evilbot 8000 – Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez – Brent Hinks
Female Beer-Hat Fanatic – Elizabeth Rast
Dr. Canker– David MacIver
Dr. Gwynplaine – Victor Gates
Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of Ginsu Knives – you can saw through solid bone and still carve flesh and muscle like butter with Ginsu Knives
Whatever was left – W Ralph Walters

Download: Severance Of The Limbs (00:33:24)

With the time machine destroyed, the Zombie Astronaut, Doctor Despicable, Dr. Von Martinez, Dr. Bulletbra, Mojimbo Green and Basil Salt have to make their way to Doc’s mobile lab in Creighton Corner. The evil henchman, with Mister Master Mastrepol in tow, has other ideas, as do the T-Rex, a zombie dinosaur and a bunch of cavemen. Can everyone get back to the present day without a time machine and return Dr. Von Martinez to his slightly more intelligent self? Will Dr. Delhambre’s henchman wipe out Dr. Despicable? How in the heck does a dinosaur become a zombie, anyway?

For those of you who listen to the full Frequency Of Fear episodes, you’ll find two scenes that disappeared during editing restored to their former ridiculousness in the Lite version.

“Jurassic Despicable” was written by KC Locke and W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Elaine Barrett and Brent Hinks

MojimboGreen – KC Locke
Basil Salt– KC Locke
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez – Brent Hinks
Dr. Bulletbra– Elaine Barrett
MisterMaster Mastrepol – Paul Mannering
Caveman #1– Scott Wentworth
Caveman #2– Victor Gates
Caveman #4– actually a monkey
Subtitles –Jonathan Sullivan
RickMarshall – Victor Gates
Will Marshall – Victor Gates
Huge Voice– Jim Chevas
DoctorDespicable appeared courtesy of DNA found in a prehistoric mosquito, trapped in amber
Whatever was left – W Ralph Walters

Download: Jurassic Despicable Pt. 2(00:29:40)

Doctor Despicable decides to open theme parks in various time periods in order to really cash in on his time travel discovery. When he brings potential investors to the Jurassic Period, things get a little hairy… especially for Dr. Von Martinez! With Mister Master Mastrepol and a particularly angry henchman hot on their heels, they attempt to survive dinosaur and caveman and get back to their own time…

“Jurassic Despicable” was written by W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Elaine Barrett, Brent Hinks and KC Locke

Jack J. Ward – Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper
KC Locke – Basil Salt, Mojimbo Green
Elaine Barrett – Dr. Bulletbra
Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez
Jim Chevas – Huge Voice
Paul Mannering – Mister Master Mastrepol
Therese Chevas – Cheesy Chelsea
Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of HG Wells
W Ralph Walters – whatever was left

Download: Jurassic Despicable (00:30:06)

After Dr. Von Martinez starts the next Ice Age by fiddling with Doctor Despicable’s weather molestation device – or at least what seems to be the next Ice Age – the Zombie Astronaut, Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph must travel the frozen wasteland to find the parts to fix Doc’s machine.  But it’s more than the elements they must brave…

Can our antiheroes survive the dreaded Yecchi?  Can beef jerky tame the savage beast?  Can Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper save the world without a library card?  And can Eugene really drive anyone away by simply talking?

“Fists Of The Yecchi” was written by KC Locke and W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Brent Hinks

Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez, Pentagon intern
Jack J. Ward – Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper
David Lee Roth – himself
Bill Hollweg – Bob Wolfenbridgen
KC Locke – Mojimbo Green
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard – Evilbot 8000
Mark Kalita – Doc Defiant
Rob James – Pentagon intern
Brian Toombs – Pentagon intern
Therese Chevas – Pentagon intern, Eugene
Kim Gianopoulos – Mrs. Wolfenbridgen
Scott Wentworth – Eighties guy
Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of the letter “D”
W Ralph Walters – Whatever was left

Download: Fists Of The Yecchi (00:30:57)

As Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph move into Castle Despicable, Captain Bonemarrow finds himself missing the old Von Martinez lab, whereas the Zombie Astronaut does not. In fact, he mentions one of a laundry list of bad experiences that seemed to be initiated by his merely entering Von Martinez’ house. Von Martinez gets on the wrong side of international superspy John Baines, then accidentally swaps minds with Zombie before Baines chases them around town. Can they fix Von Martinez brain-swapping machine before Zombie spends the rest of Von Martinez’ life in a high-security prison?

“For Your Brain Only” was written by W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Brent Hinks and KC Locke

Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez, Slacker Kid
Kim Gianopoulos – Paperboy, Old Lady at the Balloon Store, Funny Little Part store checkout clerk
David MacIver – John Baines
KC Locke – Authentic Chinese Palace Of Sweet And Sour Dragons chef
Therese Chevas – International Spy Lodge tour guide
Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of the Weather Channel
W Ralph Walters – Whatever was left

Download: For Your Brain Only (00:27:39)

On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job!  Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever?  Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate having to deal with Von Martinez’ friends?  Will Doc Defiant finally nab Von Martinez?  And who microwaves Ding Dongs, anyway?

“I Had Relations With A Martian” was written by KC Locke and W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Brent Hinks

Therese Chevas – Daisy, Big Ass Explosion Countdown Computer
Scott Wentworth – Dirk
David Sobkowiak – Martian Guard
Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez
Mark Kalita – Doc Defiant
KC Locke – Gen. Tanhammer
Alasdair Stuart – Sharky Sampson
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard – Evilbot 8000 (courtesy of Gypsy Audio)
Doctor Despicable isn’t terribly happy with me at present
W Ralph Walters – Whatever was left

Download: I Had Relations With A Martian (00:28:03)