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FOR YOUR BRAIN ONLY

As Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph move into Castle Despicable, Captain Bonemarrow finds himself missing the old Von Martinez lab, whereas the Zombie Astronaut does not. In fact, he mentions one of a laundry list of bad experiences that seemed to be initiated by his merely entering Von Martinez’ house. Von Martinez gets on the […]

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On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job!  Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever?  Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate […]

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ADOLPH THE BARBARIAN

Doc decides the easiest way to save about $30 a month on electricity to power his freezer is to create a rift in time to the Ice Age – however, he ends up dialing into a barbarian wasteland in the year 570.  Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez, Adolph and the Zombie Astronaut join Doc on […]

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MUTINY OF THE RODENT KING!

When Capt. Bonemarrow decides to steal a freighter, he, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut discover it strangely devoid of crew… though it’s not so strange once they discover some radioactive rats and a few fresh skeletons!  Will they survive the huge starving radioactive flesh-eating rats and their new ruler, Bonemarrow’s crewmember Musty Frank? […]

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THE MORGUE THE MERRIER

During a night out with Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. Von Martinez, Zombie Astronaut inadvertently infect a few victims who are rushed to the morgue before they have the opportunity to rise.  When Sgt. Staccato and some of is men deliver the bodies to the morgue, they get trapped in the morgue with Nurse Bosom and […]

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When the Zombie Astronaut starts getting Cheesy Chelsea My First Vomit dolls in the mail, Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez is delighted!  However, they begin controlling his mind, suggesting he kill Zombie! Professor Peter P. Picklepepper also receives a doll in the mail, and deduces it’s part of an attempt by Madame Mauvais to destroy him […]

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When Doctor Despicable runs into his old college roommate Dickson Brainulous, he learns is biggest arch-nemesis, Dr. Delhambre, is throwing a Mad Science Fair and Doc wasn’t invited.  When Doc decides to invite himself, government super-scientist and professional adventurer Doc Defiant plans on bringing each mad scientist there to justice.  He seems especially interested in […]

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A CHRISTMAS CALAMITY

Christmas – bleah!  Doctor Despicable, Dr. Von Martinez, Captain Bonemarrow and the Zombie Astronaut just don’t appreciate it.  Channel 13 Action News Extreme lead anchor Bob Wolfenbridgen likes Christmas way too much, so they attempt to talk him out of liking it at all.  “A Christmas Calamity” was written by Brent Hinks, KC Locke and […]

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CRY OF THE SEA HONKY

Captain Bonemarrow gets shanghai-happy again, borrowing Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut for a little treasure hunting in the mysterious Undersea Sea.  Beautiful and mysterious though the Undersea Sea may be, it’s also a dangerous place full of feral Sea Monkeys and the dreaded Sea Honky, the whitest creature on Earth. “Cry Of The […]

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THE SLUMGULLIAN CANDIDATE

So you thought the election coverage and constant political commentary was over?  Think again, fellow astronauts!  Doctor Despicable runs for dictator against sitting president Greg G. Moogly and the Snarky Avenger! “The Slumgullian Candidate” was written by Brent Hinks, K C Locke and W Ralph Walters John Kerry – Lobo Bill Hollweg – Bob Wolfenbridgen […]

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