I HAD RELATIONS WITH A MARTIAN
May 10th, 2009 by Brent
On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job! Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever? Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate having to deal with Von Martinez’ friends? Will Doc Defiant finally nab Von Martinez? And who microwaves Ding Dongs, anyway?
“I Had Relations With A Martian” was written by KC Locke and W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Brent Hinks
Therese Chevas – Daisy, Big Ass Explosion Countdown Computer
Scott Wentworth – Dirk
David Sobkowiak – Martian Guard
Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez
Mark Kalita – Doc Defiant
KC Locke – Gen. Tanhammer
Alasdair Stuart – Sharky Sampson
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard – Evilbot 8000 (courtesy of Gypsy Audio)
Doctor Despicable isn’t terribly happy with me at present
W Ralph Walters – Whatever was left
That really is a splendid image! But who’s that handsome, white-haired chap? And why is there a mime wrapped in a tentacle? Or is that Johnny Depp? Then again, it sort of resembles Harry Langdon… Is it Johnny Depp PLAYING Harry Langdon? Like he did with Buster Keaton in that movie – oh, what was it called? It was about these people named Benny and Joon! Drat! What was the name of that confounded movie?! There were no monsters, no science, and very little pie, that I recall, so I didn’t really take it all in… Anyhow, great picture! The one about the podcast, I mean – the Depp movie was also good, but ina different way…