FOR YOUR BRAIN ONLY

As Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph move into Castle Despicable, Captain Bonemarrow finds himself missing the old Von Martinez lab, whereas the Zombie Astronaut does not. In fact, he mentions one of a laundry list of bad experiences that seemed to be initiated by his merely entering Von Martinez’ house. Von Martinez gets on the […]

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On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job!  Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever?  Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate […]

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ADOLPH THE BARBARIAN

Doc decides the easiest way to save about $30 a month on electricity to power his freezer is to create a rift in time to the Ice Age – however, he ends up dialing into a barbarian wasteland in the year 570.  Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez, Adolph and the Zombie Astronaut join Doc on […]

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MUTINY OF THE RODENT KING!

When Capt. Bonemarrow decides to steal a freighter, he, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut discover it strangely devoid of crew… though it’s not so strange once they discover some radioactive rats and a few fresh skeletons!  Will they survive the huge starving radioactive flesh-eating rats and their new ruler, Bonemarrow’s crewmember Musty Frank? […]

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Though well-meaning, Dr. Von Martinez whacks Taliesin and the Zombie Astronaut in the head, stuffs them in the trunk and drives to Transylvania – Transylvania, Louisiana, that is.  They don’t find vampires, but they do find trouble, thanks again to Dr. Von Martinez. “Transylvania 2: Electric Boogaloo” was written by W Ralph Walters Brent Hinks […]

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It’s Christmas, and just like everybody else, we at the Frequency Of Fear want to take a break from the shopping, cooking, murder and alien invasion to have a Christmas party, but wouldn’t you know it, you just can’t escape shopping, cooking, murder and alien invasion during the holidays… “Getting Into The Ghoultide Spirit” was […]

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