FOR YOUR BRAIN ONLY

As Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph move into Castle Despicable, Captain Bonemarrow finds himself missing the old Von Martinez lab, whereas the Zombie Astronaut does not. In fact, he mentions one of a laundry list of bad experiences that seemed to be initiated by his merely entering Von Martinez’ house. Von Martinez gets on the […]

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On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job!  Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever?  Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate […]

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ADOLPH THE BARBARIAN

Doc decides the easiest way to save about $30 a month on electricity to power his freezer is to create a rift in time to the Ice Age – however, he ends up dialing into a barbarian wasteland in the year 570.  Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez, Adolph and the Zombie Astronaut join Doc on […]

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MUTINY OF THE RODENT KING!

When Capt. Bonemarrow decides to steal a freighter, he, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut discover it strangely devoid of crew… though it’s not so strange once they discover some radioactive rats and a few fresh skeletons!  Will they survive the huge starving radioactive flesh-eating rats and their new ruler, Bonemarrow’s crewmember Musty Frank? […]

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THE MORGUE THE MERRIER

During a night out with Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. Von Martinez, Zombie Astronaut inadvertently infect a few victims who are rushed to the morgue before they have the opportunity to rise.  When Sgt. Staccato and some of is men deliver the bodies to the morgue, they get trapped in the morgue with Nurse Bosom and […]

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A CHRISTMAS CALAMITY

Christmas – bleah!  Doctor Despicable, Dr. Von Martinez, Captain Bonemarrow and the Zombie Astronaut just don’t appreciate it.  Channel 13 Action News Extreme lead anchor Bob Wolfenbridgen likes Christmas way too much, so they attempt to talk him out of liking it at all.  “A Christmas Calamity” was written by Brent Hinks, KC Locke and […]

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CRY OF THE SEA HONKY

Captain Bonemarrow gets shanghai-happy again, borrowing Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut for a little treasure hunting in the mysterious Undersea Sea.  Beautiful and mysterious though the Undersea Sea may be, it’s also a dangerous place full of feral Sea Monkeys and the dreaded Sea Honky, the whitest creature on Earth. “Cry Of The […]

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In our last episode, the gang was trapped in a haunted house that seemed to offer up their worst fears – in this episode, they learn what’s really happening in the horrible house of Old Man Stinkbutton… “The Horrible House Of Old Man Stinkbutton” was written by Andrew M. Boylan, Brent Hinks, K C Locke […]

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When the gang decides to steal candy from trick or treating babies on Halloween night, they end up in a ghost of a house where, mysteriously, all their fears appear…  worst of all, Eugene, the kid who won’t shut up! “The Horrible House Of Old Man Stinkbutton” was written by Andrew M. Boylan, Brent Hinks, […]

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Okay, so maybe the Zombie Astronaut is not as great a driver as he likes to think he is.  Zombie ends up in a hospital after a car accident, and when he tries to leave, it becomes clear he’s trapped in a hospital staffed by the worst doctors and nurses in the world…  “Is There […]

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