DAWN OF THE DUMMIES

Doc’s latest plan to conquer the world involves using a formula distilled from those zombie-making meteorites the gang found in the Jurassic Period to throw the world into chaos – but Dr. Canker and Gen. Tanhammer plan on stealing Doc’s formula to jump start Operation: Zombie Army. However, someone else has his own plans for […]

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Taliesin is recruited by Doc Defiant to assist him and Prof. Picklepepper in the search and rescue effort for Prof. Wheaton Barley, a vampirologist last seen investigating a possible feral vampire outbreak in Doctor Despicable’s hometown of Slumgullia. Meanwhile, Doc receives a letter he thinks is inviting him to receive an award from the Slumgullian […]

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It’s Halloween, and the Wolfenbridgens are having a Halloween party for Eugene.  However, the evil Dr. Gwynplaine plans on slaughtering the guests and Doctor Despicable wants me to crash the party with him.  Will Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper be able to stop Gwynplaine?  Can I stop Doc? “The Thing That Probably Should Not Be” was […]

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There’s a serial killer on the loose, and Sgt. Staccato and his partner, Sgt. Berk, are on the case. Can they stop this mysterious butcher with the help of FBI agent Blake Franks? Will Doctor Despicable finish his new experiment? Will Channel 13 Action News Extreme partake in media sensationalism? Will Dickey Brainulous find out […]

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With the time machine destroyed, the Zombie Astronaut, Doctor Despicable, Dr. Von Martinez, Dr. Bulletbra, Mojimbo Green and Basil Salt have to make their way to Doc’s mobile lab in Creighton Corner. The evil henchman, with Mister Master Mastrepol in tow, has other ideas, as do the T-Rex, a zombie dinosaur and a bunch of […]

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Doctor Despicable decides to open theme parks in various time periods in order to really cash in on his time travel discovery. When he brings potential investors to the Jurassic Period, things get a little hairy… especially for Dr. Von Martinez! With Mister Master Mastrepol and a particularly angry henchman hot on their heels, they […]

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FISTS OF THE YECCHI

After Dr. Von Martinez starts the next Ice Age by fiddling with Doctor Despicable’s weather molestation device – or at least what seems to be the next Ice Age – the Zombie Astronaut, Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph must travel the frozen wasteland to find the parts to fix Doc’s machine.  But it’s […]

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FOR YOUR BRAIN ONLY

As Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph move into Castle Despicable, Captain Bonemarrow finds himself missing the old Von Martinez lab, whereas the Zombie Astronaut does not. In fact, he mentions one of a laundry list of bad experiences that seemed to be initiated by his merely entering Von Martinez’ house. Von Martinez gets on the […]

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On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job!  Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever?  Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate […]

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ADOLPH THE BARBARIAN

Doc decides the easiest way to save about $30 a month on electricity to power his freezer is to create a rift in time to the Ice Age – however, he ends up dialing into a barbarian wasteland in the year 570.  Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez, Adolph and the Zombie Astronaut join Doc on […]

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