DAWN OF THE DUMMIES

Doc’s latest plan to conquer the world involves using a formula distilled from those zombie-making meteorites the gang found in the Jurassic Period to throw the world into chaos – but Dr. Canker and Gen. Tanhammer plan on stealing Doc’s formula to jump start Operation: Zombie Army. However, someone else has his own plans for […]

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FISTS OF THE YECCHI

After Dr. Von Martinez starts the next Ice Age by fiddling with Doctor Despicable’s weather molestation device – or at least what seems to be the next Ice Age – the Zombie Astronaut, Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph must travel the frozen wasteland to find the parts to fix Doc’s machine.  But it’s […]

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On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job!  Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever?  Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate […]

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THE SLUMGULLIAN CANDIDATE

So you thought the election coverage and constant political commentary was over?  Think again, fellow astronauts!  Doctor Despicable runs for dictator against sitting president Greg G. Moogly and the Snarky Avenger! “The Slumgullian Candidate” was written by Brent Hinks, K C Locke and W Ralph Walters John Kerry – Lobo Bill Hollweg – Bob Wolfenbridgen […]

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THE DESPICABLE STRAIN

Filthy, filthy germs!  Blecch!  Doctor Despicable creates a dangerous virus – a virus so dangerous, the experiment is conducted on a satellite orbiting Earth. Unfortunately, that satellite crashes in Pea Pod Pines, Pennsylvania, and the Army quarantines the Zombie Astronaut and Doctor Despicable when they try to retrieve the satellite, thinking they’re residents of Pea […]

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