There’s a serial killer on the loose, and Sgt. Staccato and his partner, Sgt. Berk, are on the case. Can they stop this mysterious butcher with the help of FBI agent Blake Franks? Will Doctor Despicable finish his new experiment? Will Channel 13 Action News Extreme partake in media sensationalism? Will Dickey Brainulous find out […]

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THE MORGUE THE MERRIER

During a night out with Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. Von Martinez, Zombie Astronaut inadvertently infect a few victims who are rushed to the morgue before they have the opportunity to rise.  When Sgt. Staccato and some of is men deliver the bodies to the morgue, they get trapped in the morgue with Nurse Bosom and […]

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When Doctor Despicable runs into his old college roommate Dickson Brainulous, he learns is biggest arch-nemesis, Dr. Delhambre, is throwing a Mad Science Fair and Doc wasn’t invited.  When Doc decides to invite himself, government super-scientist and professional adventurer Doc Defiant plans on bringing each mad scientist there to justice.  He seems especially interested in […]

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A CHRISTMAS CALAMITY

Christmas – bleah!  Doctor Despicable, Dr. Von Martinez, Captain Bonemarrow and the Zombie Astronaut just don’t appreciate it.  Channel 13 Action News Extreme lead anchor Bob Wolfenbridgen likes Christmas way too much, so they attempt to talk him out of liking it at all.  “A Christmas Calamity” was written by Brent Hinks, KC Locke and […]

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Okay, so maybe the Zombie Astronaut is not as great a driver as he likes to think he is.  Zombie ends up in a hospital after a car accident, and when he tries to leave, it becomes clear he’s trapped in a hospital staffed by the worst doctors and nurses in the world…  “Is There […]

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THE PURRFECT CRIME

When Mr. Miew Miew is kidnapped and used by a crazed cat cult to summon their cat god, Sgt. Staccato is on the case.  Through a case of mistaken identity, so is Capt. Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut. Can they thwart the Fuzzy Brothers Of The Holy Meow before they summon their […]

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When Doctor Despicable goes shopping for lab coats, he usually drags the Zombie Astronaut along.  This time, he manages to take the store out while he’s at it! When tampering with nature in JC Parrigin’s gardening department, he creates a hoard of killer plants – and it’s up to Doc, Zombie, Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. […]

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Bernie’s Video Rental has a horror movie rarity the Zombie Astronaut has been looking for, but when he get the wrong movie everybody assumes he’s returned from the grave to seek vengeance over the mistake! Sgt. Staccato makes his debut in this thrilling case of mistaken intention. “Vengeance Beyond The Grave” was written by KC […]

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