As Dr. Von Martinez and Adolph move into Castle Despicable, Captain Bonemarrow finds himself missing the old Von Martinez lab, whereas the Zombie Astronaut does not. In fact, he mentions one of a laundry list of bad experiences that seemed to be initiated by his merely entering Von Martinez’ house. Von Martinez gets on the wrong side of international superspy John Baines, then accidentally swaps minds with Zombie before Baines chases them around town. Can they fix Von Martinez brain-swapping machine before Zombie spends the rest of Von Martinez’ life in a high-security prison?

“For Your Brain Only” was written by W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Brent Hinks and KC Locke

Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez, Slacker Kid
Kim Gianopoulos – Paperboy, Old Lady at the Balloon Store, Funny Little Part store checkout clerk
David MacIver – John Baines
KC Locke – Authentic Chinese Palace Of Sweet And Sour Dragons chef
Therese Chevas – International Spy Lodge tour guide
Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of the Weather Channel
W Ralph Walters – Whatever was left

Download: For Your Brain Only (00:27:39)

On a human harvesting (and killing) trip to Earth, Martian warlord Big Zaboo decides she (yes, she) needs a boyfriend… and drafts Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez for the job!  Will Dr. Von Martinez be forced to have relations with Big Zaboo forever?  Will the possessive Zaboo kill Doctor Despicable and the Zombie Astronaut to alleviate having to deal with Von Martinez’ friends?  Will Doc Defiant finally nab Von Martinez?  And who microwaves Ding Dongs, anyway?

“I Had Relations With A Martian” was written by KC Locke and W Ralph Walters with additional dialog by Brent Hinks

Therese Chevas – Daisy, Big Ass Explosion Countdown Computer
Scott Wentworth – Dirk
David Sobkowiak – Martian Guard
Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez
Mark Kalita – Doc Defiant
KC Locke – Gen. Tanhammer
Alasdair Stuart – Sharky Sampson
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard – Evilbot 8000 (courtesy of Gypsy Audio)
Doctor Despicable isn’t terribly happy with me at present
W Ralph Walters – Whatever was left

Download: I Had Relations With A Martian (00:28:03)

Doc decides the easiest way to save about $30 a month on electricity to power his freezer is to create a rift in time to the Ice Age – however, he ends up dialing into a barbarian wasteland in the year 570.  Captain Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez, Adolph and the Zombie Astronaut join Doc on a hunt for the cause of the anomaly, where we find a barbarian who bears more than just a striking resemblance to Adolph…

“Adolph The Barbarian” was written by W Ralph Walters

David Lee Roth – himself
Jack J. Ward – Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper (courtesy of The Sonic Society)
Paul Mannering – Mister Master Mastrepol (courtesy of Broken Sea Audio)
Jim Chevas – Huge Voice
Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez
Stevie Farnaby – Goat Merchant, Gonad The Barbarian (courtesy of Broken Sea Audio)
Scott Wentworth – the Disco Wizard
Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of Doug Henning and his assistant Wendy
W Ralph Walters – all other voices

Download: Adolph The Barbarian (00:31:24)

When Capt. Bonemarrow decides to steal a freighter, he, Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut discover it strangely devoid of crew… though it’s not so strange once they discover some radioactive rats and a few fresh skeletons!  Will they survive the huge starving radioactive flesh-eating rats and their new ruler, Bonemarrow’s crewmember Musty Frank? Can Bonemarrow thwart his old inexplicable and historically inaccurate foe, Big Ninja Jake?

“Mutiny Of The Rodent King” was written by W Ralph Walters

Brent Hinks – Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez, The talking rats, Big Ninja Jake
David Sobkowiak – Skinny Bill
Scott Wentworth – Cutthroat Carl
Taylor Kent
KC Locke
W Ralph Walters – The rest of the pirate crew
Taylor Kent – Student in commercial (courtesy of Snark Infested Waters)
Doctor Despicable appears to complicate matters
W Ralph Walters – everything else

Download: Mutiny Of The Rodent King (00:22:41)

During a night out with Captain Bonemarrow and Dr. Von Martinez, Zombie Astronaut inadvertently infect a few victims who are rushed to the morgue before they have the opportunity to rise.  When Sgt. Staccato and some of is men deliver the bodies to the morgue, they get trapped in the morgue with Nurse Bosom and Dr. Canker (as well as Doctor Despicable and Dr. Dickey Brainulous, who were drawn there by the news report regarding multiple fresh corpses) by a hoard of zombies.

“The Morgue The Merrier” was written by W Ralph Walters, with additional dialog by Brent Hinks and KC Locke

Brent Hinks – Dr. Von Martinez
Elie Hirschman – Sgt. Staccato
Colin Snow
David Sobkowiak
Scott Wentworth – The Glendale Police Dept.
Bill Hollweg – Bob Wolfenbridgen (courtesy of Broken Sea Audio)
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard – Evilbot 8000 (courtesy of Gypsy Audio)
David MacIver – Dr. Canker
Therese Chevas – Nurse Bosom
Therese Chevas
Brent Hinks
Taylor Kent (courtesy of Snark Infested Waters)
David MacIver
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
W Ralph Walters – The Zombie Hoard
Doctor Despicable appeared because Uneeda Medical Supply was closed
W Ralph Walters – everything else

Download: The Morgue The Merrier (00:26:57)

When the Zombie Astronaut starts getting Cheesy Chelsea My First Vomit dolls in the mail, Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez is delighted!  However, they begin controlling his mind, suggesting he kill Zombie! Professor Peter P. Picklepepper also receives a doll in the mail, and deduces it’s part of an attempt by Madame Mauvais to destroy him and the Zombie Astronaut! Can Prof. Picklepepper stop these evil dolls? Will he finally capture the Zombie Astronaut and make the mystic tea out of his ground corpse?

“Dark Night Of The Cheesy Chelsea Dolls” was written by Brent Hinks and W Ralph Walters

Jack J. Ward – Professor Peter P. Picklepepper (courtesy of The Sonic Society)
David Lee Roth – himself
Brent Hinks – Dr. Von Martinez
Therese Chevas – Cheesy Chelsea
Therese Chevas
Victoria Gianopolous
Caira Greenfield
Draven Schoberg
Robert Lurie
W. Ralph Walters – Cheesy Chelsea My First Vomit Playset commercial
W Ralph Walters – everything else

Download: Dark Night Of The Cheesy Chelsea Dolls (00:26:05)

When Doctor Despicable runs into his old college roommate Dickson Brainulous, he learns is biggest arch-nemesis, Dr. Delhambre, is throwing a Mad Science Fair and Doc wasn’t invited.  When Doc decides to invite himself, government super-scientist and professional adventurer Doc Defiant plans on bringing each mad scientist there to justice.  He seems especially interested in one in particular… Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez.  Meanwhile, mad occult scientist Professor Peter P. Picklepepper and his manservant David Lee Roth seem intent on kidnapping the Zombie Astronaut!  What the heck is going on?  Will Dickey Brainulous best Doc Despicable once and for all, or will his robot wife embarrass him in public again?  Can Dr. Von Martinez build his Tony Danza generator in time?  Will Doc finally be brought to justice for all those experiments that have caused irreparable damage to the space/time continuum?  How hot is Dr. Bulletbra?

“When The Science Hits The Fan” was written by KC Locke and W Ralph Walters

Grocery store manager – Scott Wentworth
Doc Defiant – Mark Kalita
Sharky Sampson – Alasdair Stuart
Glendale Police Dept. – Colin Snow, Scott Wentworth
Sgt. Staccato – Elie Hirschman
Dr. Zeemorphous – Colin Snow
Professor Peter P. Picklepepper – Jack J. Ward (courtesy of The Sonic Society)
David Lee Roth – himself
Brent Hinks – Dr. Von Martinez
Evilbot 8000 – Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard (courtesy of Gypsy Audio)
Dr. Luna – KC Locke
Dr. Frank Delhambre – Paul Mannering (courtesy of Broken Sea Audio)
Professor Potassium – Mr. Wyrd
Huge Voice – Jim Chevas
Mister Master Mastrepol – Paul Mannering
Dr. Bulletbra – Kim Gianopolous
Doctor Despicable appeared with a price on his head
W Ralph Walters – everything else

Download: When The Science Hits The Fan (00:32:42)

Christmas – bleah!  Doctor Despicable, Dr. Von Martinez, Captain Bonemarrow and the Zombie Astronaut just don’t appreciate it.  Channel 13 Action News Extreme lead anchor Bob Wolfenbridgen likes Christmas way too much, so they attempt to talk him out of liking it at all. 

“A Christmas Calamity” was written by Brent Hinks, KC Locke and W Ralph Walters

Bill Hollweg – Bob Wolfenbridgen, Bobby Wolfenbridgen (courtesy of Broken Sea Audio)
Kim Gianopoulos – Bob Jr., Mrs. Wolfenbridgen
Victoria Gianopoulos – Melissabessa Wolfenbridgen
Therese Chevas – Eugene Wolfenbridgen
Caira Greenfield
Draven Schoberg – The mall children
Brent Hinks – Dr. Von Martinez
Elie Hirschman – Sgt. Staccato
Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard – Mama Wolfenbridgen (courtesy of Gypsy Audio)
Colin Snow – Randy Towerhausen, The Glendale Police Dept.
Doctor Despicable appeared with Frankenstein and Myrrh
W Ralph Walters – everything else

Download: A Christmas Calamity (00:31:17)

Captain Bonemarrow gets shanghai-happy again, borrowing Dr. Von Martinez and the Zombie Astronaut for a little treasure hunting in the mysterious Undersea Sea.  Beautiful and mysterious though the Undersea Sea may be, it’s also a dangerous place full of feral Sea Monkeys and the dreaded Sea Honky, the whitest creature on Earth.

“Cry Of The Sea Honky” was written by Brent Hinks and W Ralph Walters

Brent Hinks – Dr. Von Martinez
W Ralph Walters – everything else

Download: Cry Of The Sea Honky (00:21:09)

So you thought the election coverage and constant political commentary was over?  Think again, fellow astronauts!  Doctor Despicable runs for dictator against sitting president Greg G. Moogly and the Snarky Avenger!

“The Slumgullian Candidate” was written by Brent Hinks, K C Locke and W Ralph Walters

John Kerry – Lobo
Bill Hollweg – Bob Wolfenbridgen (courtesy of Broken Sea Audio)
Brent Hinks – President Greg G. Moogly
Therese Chevas
Brent Hinks
Elie Hirschman
W. Ralph Walters – Mind-Controlled Followers
The Snarky Avenger – himself (courtesy of Snark Infested Waters)
The Snark 9000 – itself
KC Locke – Gen. Tanhammer
Colin Snow – Randy Towerhausen
Therese Chevas
W. Ralph Walters – Voters
Therese Chevas
Brent Hinks
Elie Hirschman
W. Ralph Walters – the Press
Therese Chevas
W. Ralph Walters – rude passersby
Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of the Mad Monster Party
W Ralph Walters – everything else

Download: The Slumgullian Candidate (00:27:58)